Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Smells to High Heaven

"Do you know your farts go up to heaven?" I overheard Bantam 10.75 saying, obnoxiously, to Bantam 15.

"WHAT?" I thundered from the computer.

He walked into my sight line, smiling sheepishly. "Did you really say that?" I asked. "Why?"

Shrugging, he reiterated, "Well, they don't stop. They just keep going."

I shook my head in amused disapproval. "But why were you saying that?"

He shrugged again.

"Were you trying to get him to stop?"

"Well, yeah!" (Duh!)

2 comments:

Stacy said...

Oh the joy of "toots"! My boys love to announce to the world whenever ANYONE (including grandma) toots!

Liquidoxology said...

How totally funny!!!