Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Smells to High Heaven

"Do you know your farts go up to heaven?" I overheard Bantam 10.75 saying, obnoxiously, to Bantam 15.

"WHAT?" I thundered from the computer.

He walked into my sight line, smiling sheepishly. "Did you really say that?" I asked. "Why?"

Shrugging, he reiterated, "Well, they don't stop. They just keep going."

I shook my head in amused disapproval. "But why were you saying that?"

He shrugged again.

"Were you trying to get him to stop?"

"Well, yeah!" (Duh!)


Stacy said...

Oh the joy of "toots"! My boys love to announce to the world whenever ANYONE (including grandma) toots!

Liquidoxology said...

How totally funny!!!